zubat:

ahhh gosh dang it *mops sweat from brow* jesus christ *slumps in chair* ughhahhugh *clutches chest* I can’t take a good selfie

(Source: macklemorebr)

Ask me and I’ll kiss your face (◕‿◕)

♪ - song you’re listening to 

♥ - crush

✔ - single or taken 

☀ - sexual orientation 

✌ - favorite color 

✄ - height & weight 

✞ - religious views 

☠ - worst way to die in your opinion 

✰ - best friend 

☢ - most embarrassing moment 

❅ - favorite season

♤ - pet peeves 

☃ - post a picture of yourself 

♊ - zodiac sign

(Source: psycho-disorder)

“They asked me to do stuff. So, I got there, and they go, ‘Oh, you know Gangnam Style!’ and I’m just like, NOT REALLY! They go, ‘Do the dance!’” — Robert Downey Jr. 

(Source: waterbender)

vagisodium:

one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”

defend-squidgy:

*hardcore whispers the screaming parts*

memorable lines: The Fault in Our Stars by John Green [pt 2]

what if you had never joined tumblr

think about that

think of all the people you’d never have met

think of all the shows and movies you’d never have watched

#I was so alone #and I owe you so much

i literally hate being diabetic omg that watermelon lime soda looks so good!!!!